Trigger Warning

“Life is always going to be stranger than fiction, because fiction has to be convincing, and life doesn’t.”

—Neil Gaiman

I am halfway through Neil Gaiman’s Trigger Warning: Short Fictions and Disturbances and I am spellbound.  I haven’t read anything of Gaiman’s in a while and I’m so glad I rediscovered him.  With apologies to the dozens of books in my must-read pile (some of which have been there for years), I may have to indulge in more of his work.

“Damn you tiny assassin”

“Say I feel all sad and self-indulgent, then get stung by a wasp, my misery feels quite abstract and I long just to be in spiritual pain once more – ‘damn you tiny assassin, clad in yellow and black, how I crave my former innocence where melancholy was my only trial’.”

–Russell Brand, Articles of Faith

 

Six times the little devils stung me in the ankle.  My foot swelled three times its size.

I had the BEST pity party.